Chelsea parade new star signing

Ace stopper Ross Turnbull

Ace stopper Ross Turnbull

In an effort to trump Real Madrid’s overblown unveiling of World Record signing, Cristiano Ronaldo, yesterday, Chelsea have presented new 3rd choice goalkeeper, ex-Middlesbrough stopper, Ross Turnbull, to an adoring crowd of 20,000 fans at The O2 Arena which had recently become free and was hired specially for the event.

Turnbull was presented to the feverishly excited fans by  Chelsea chief executive and Manchester United turncoat, Peter Kenyon, who claimed that with the signing of the Middlesbrough reserve custodian, they were sending out a message to the Premier League and beyond.

Turnbull told the assembled congregation “I am very happy to have been bought by one of World Football’s biggest clubs and I believe that I have been selected with a view to usurping Petr Cech from his position as No.1 and certainly not because of UEFA’s new rules pertaining to the number of foreigners that you are allowed in your Champions League squad. I can’t wait till my first match in the League Cup or possibly a dead rubber in one of the Champions League group matches.”

Due to his transfer it is believed that Turnbull could well force his way into Fabio Capello’s England plans, even though relegated Middlesbrough thought he wasn’t as good as Brad Jones.

During the two hour long ceremony Turnbull, who is expected to be given the prestigious number 42 shirt, played catch with a group of specially selected school children and was presented with his Chelsea kit by Stamford Bridge legend, Dave Beasant.

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5 Comments on “Chelsea parade new star signing”

  1. sudip Says:

    the money can’t buy success it can only buy players .
    so there is presence of manager to motivate player to u can say money can buy success if you have got good manager.rem mourino for chelsea.
    i am infact liverpool fan and i think chelsea are only side closer to liverpool this season.chesk out

  2. Turnbull is a Good goalstopper for Middlesbrough
    but needs to think about his world cup dream

  3. Ross turnbull needs to Think about the world cup than being a Chelsea Goalkeeper

  4. Ross is a good goalkeeper and can be as good as Any
    best keeper too .

  5. Ashley metel Says:

    Turnbull is a good goalkeeper to play at Chelsea
    this season.

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